This is Jed and his matching chicken:
Several days ago, this rather adorable chick was part of a magic show. The magician said he was going to show us where chickens came from, and proceeded to crack an egg into a metal pan. Then he sprayed lighter fluid all over the cracked egg, and lit it all on fire. He set that down and let it cook for a little while, and then put the lid on the pan, and quickly took it off again. There, flapping in the pan, was this adorable little chick. We somehow got lucky enough to bring it home and have since been quite entertained by it's "I own everything" personality.
